Diana Henn Slowie

"So your chewing a large wad of gum and carrying a Louis Vuitton bag."

"What are you saying?"

"I don't know what I'm saying."

"Well I'm not fuckin' strollin' down Champs Elysee's."

"Of course."

"Can I just get a water with lemon? I'm not ready to order yet." She said as a waitress quickly nodded and headed away. "Why do you like eating here? This food is at the beginning stages of sub par."

"I bring all my lovers here. There is no exception for you."

"I figure that term should be used lightly with us."

"Are you wearing Wellies?"

"The day called for rain." Her eyes scanned the room. "Don't give me ' your I hate umbrellas soliloquy'."

"Knee high Orange rubber boots for a woman who everyday walks 13 feet from her office, before getting into a cab."

"Brings out the seams in my skirt."

"I still love you."

"I know you do."

"We had our moments."