Slowie is fucking greedy.

"Fuck you"

"Fuck you!"

"I love you."

"I love you too."

"I like to cut away the useless shit that comes with a person."

"You like gooey centers."

"I like the most incredibly functioning part of a relationship. I want the most challenging inspirational part only."

"Only?"

"Only. Everything else has to go. Up in smoke. Cut the fuck away so I can see."

"You sound like a race car driver."

"I'm in a little hurry."

"Do you have time to buy shoes?"

"I always have time to buy shoes."

"Ok."

"I cannot operate unless I focus more on the jewel of the relationship, the direct purpose of our connection, then we walk in that direction."

"What does that mean?"

"It means that part of the relationship will expand my ass. That part will catapult me to the real reason behind this mortal coil. It doesn't mean people around me will understand."

"They will see all of these wrappers around you, as you greedily consume the best part of their ass."

"Yes the best part. Regardless of what it looks like to others. Fuck 'em."

"Ok."

"Regardless I will have something authentic in every relationship and that will make my sleep better."

"You can use an Ambien."

"No."

"You're greedy."

"Yes."

"I meant where did your sandwich go? You ate the shit out of that."

"Fuck you."