" *: Anthony can stop a single sex act with his mouth.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Anthony can stop a single sex act with his mouth.

























"Some people are undateable?"

"Is that a word?"

"I'm pretty sure. But listen you don't want to take them to the counter space design and the modern kitchen show."

"What?"

"You understand?"

"No."

"They are not built for that!"

"Ok."

"They are built for only a sexual relationship."

"Did you just whisper that?"

"I'm telling you if you don't know."

"I am the wrong person for this, because I'm not having a problem with that scenario."

"Come on you serious?"

"Yes."

"That scenario is built for a neighbor down the hall, not for someone who has created elaborate logistics to go somewhere when you know she's not capable of holding a conversation, and all she wants is sex anyway."

"What?"

"It's a wasted scenario is what I'm saying, it is a waste of time."

"You would like her to come out with it?"

"I don't know what I want. I know I can see it. What do I do with all of this knowledge? I can see too much."

"Well Spiderman with great knowledge comes great responsibility."

"I want to go back where I can't see so far ahead. I want to go back when I was naked in some strange woman's bathroom, where I stood in her mirror and said 'how did I get here?' I just wanted dinner and a movie."

"You don't want that I want that."

"Right. Your right. I think I have graduated. Is that what it is? You're the one stuck on the little orange sped's bus with your helmet and mismatched socks."

"let's try our best not to disparage me too much."

"I've become Superman."

"Spiderman."

"You don't understand what we just broached here. I am starting to understand things a little differently than the average person."

"I did always say that you were different."

"Yes, being the same is the problem."

"Do you have her number?"



























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